thomas jefferson express 

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

thomas jefferson express by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Thomas the Taint Engine 

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"

"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"

Thomas the Taint Engine by railroader69 June 2, 2019

thomas bartle-selby 

A person who pretends to be sick to get out of school

Person 1- “OMG someone’s been sick”
Person 2- “ oh it’s only Thomas bartle-Selby”

thomas bartle-selby by Big peepee123 September 29, 2019

Thomas James

Thomas James is sexy, usually married to a very serious woman who loves him with most of her heart. Thomas James will achieve every goal he has when it comes to his studies and school work. Thomas James works best as a drug and alcohol counselor or a hypnotherapist.

Thomas James just hypnotized us during drug rehab therapy and now nobody wants to drink or do drugs anymore.

Thomas James by DrankSmart April 27, 2020

Thomas the Tank Engine 

Looks like this is the end of ole thomas the tank engine.

Thomas the tank engine is being shot down in the skysbover berlin

Thomas the Tank Engine by Whatacunundrum September 9, 2020

thomas grehan 

The most superior person in the world, no one comes close to him, praise thomas Grehan #1

Wow it’s Thomas Grehan , I can’t wait to meet him.

thomas grehan by Italian buffet October 26, 2020

Thomas Carmody 

gay and based

also retarded

Thomas Carmody is Racist!

Thomas Carmody by WillowBlades October 6, 2021