tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

Rock Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, the collector is so attached to they would have to experience an all-time low in life before they would even consider parting with that possession.

Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this collectable is going with me to wherever is next, and I don’t want to know what kind of rock bottom I would have to hit before I seriously considered parting with it, I just hope and pray I never find out, as this is my rock bottom collectable!

by Phlavor January 12, 2023

Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.

Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail

by Eskorpija May 20, 2016

classic bottom syndrome

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone

I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

by Fameless March 7, 2019

round bottomed flask

code for when you want to say that girl got a nice ass

Jamie: dude did you see Michela she was a round bottomed flask.
Cristian: i know but what about lianne she was a round bottomed flask too.
Jamie: ye i agree
Wayne:you know personality matter too right
everyone: shut up

by short rich man shut up kevin May 27, 2021

Twink Bottom Dad

A Twink Bottom Dad is a term to describe discord user Le Poisson, also known as Abuelo and Old British Man. He is very much a twink, i have seen his fits and while they were very slay, it does confirm he’s a twink. He’s also a bottom bc his gf told me so. Also he adopted me so therefore he’s a dad, hence the name.

Hey have u seen the Twink Bottom Dad?

No but he better get me fucking light up sketchers.

by Balls savage (real) August 29, 2022

The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.

Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.

by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022