Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

sweet peter move

When you pull a dope move on someone, leaving bystanders saying, "whoa sweet peter move right there!"

Macron went straight in the direction of trump, then at the last minute he pulled a sweet peter move and shook Angela Merkel's hand first.

by The Resistance Grandma August 13, 2017

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017

lil peter

A lil peter is a vulgur term to describe an asians genitalia.

Look a that zipperheads lil peter.

by Lil munts December 13, 2017

mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy

Dam you Mrs peters

by Jose leal January 12, 2018

Sean peter

Two timing sex offender, extremely greasy, tries to squeeze into a medium when he's an extra large, kisses girls when they are sleeping, three ciders and he's down, Can't fat shame him, he has no shame. Don't be an ape, don't be Sean Peter.

Local ape Sean Peter lobes himself up into a medium.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Abigail Peter

Fat mutt of a bxtch wanna mind her own fkn business cheh Belly hanging over pussy now go find a job ya cock crazy mole.

#lowlifepieceofshit

Person1: Aye stupid mole can’t even get a job
Person2: Who u talkin bout der?
Person 1: Aye that Abigail Peter mole rat

Person 2: Who dat?
Person 1: That’s that fat mutt of a bxtch who wanna mind her own business cheh belly hanging over pussy now aye. She a cock crazy mole
Person 2: Is that the one that go to that Catholic devil worshipping school there in Cairns?
Person 1: Wah Wah bro Saint Monica’s

Person 2: oh okay bro. Yawor
Person 1: Yawor bro

by Me_thatcherjoe September 26, 2018