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Damn cage

Part 3 coming in hot.

God "SNAAAKE!"

Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! 😨 Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"

God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"

Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"
God "You know, I knew you would do it but I was really hoping I'd be wrong. This... This is... I mean look at Adam... He's terrified. He doesn't know what's going on."

Adam 🫣

Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"

God "Don't say it!"

Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"

God 😞

Snake 😨 "What's going on here? What is this place?"

God "Just leave..."

Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"

God "LEAVE!" 🤬

Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" 🚶🤨 "What the hell?" 🤨 "Why... Can't I leave?"🤨

God "You can..." 😒

Snake 😨 "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."

God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." 😔

Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
mugGet the Damn cagemug.

damn daniel

Damn Danial is a recent meme that appeared after a snap chat story was released into Twitter of a young boy to his friend Daniel saying "damn Daniel" in a funny voice. Then saying "at it again with them white vans!". Could be used with anyone named Daniel or anyone wearing white vans.
"Do you see Daniel Cooper over there?"
"Yeh, Damn Daniel."
"He at it again with them white vans!"
by DangDarek September 5, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.
Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!
by WOLFYgold3D September 22, 2016
mugGet the Killing that damn birdmug.

Damn Daniel!

The successor of "What are Those?!"

Used to compliment someone who looks like a stud.
*Daniel walks in in a polo, jeans, and white vans shoes*

Damn Daniel!
by ShifuKWu September 3, 2016
mugGet the Damn Daniel!mug.

Damn Hambone

This is a passionate act of love and hate combined and is where your having passionate sex the man pulls out before cumming and lubes the bone from a ham with his cum. Then proceeds to continue the sex with said bone
by TheGodOfZeus January 6, 2021
mugGet the Damn Hambonemug.

damn daniel

(Guy recording) DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS!!
by Udonnknowme August 26, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

damn daniel

by Jejebaby August 29, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

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