Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 19, 2022

mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja

That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6

by jamere May 29, 2017

Moldy Mike

A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.

That guy is a moldy mike.

by Twat slayer June 6, 2022

Mike Bovaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"I found a plastic fork in my pizza the other day"

"Who does this guy think he is? Mike Bovaguard?"

by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022

Mike biddle

True definition of a supertech

Look at that mike biddle go he is the supertech

by Kirbturd October 13, 2023

Hatsune Mike

1. A Student
2. The main singer of vocaloid

1. Hatsune Mike's Backpack what's stolen
2. On a Friday it's fun to hear Hatsune Mike

by 459395 March 26, 2022

mike oxsmol

A dum way of tricking your g's into saying there dick is smol

hey Dan go over to that group of girls and say "mike" and then Say "oxsmol" But really Fast. mike oxsmol!?

by YeetsupDictionary October 13, 2021