Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Book<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Book<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
