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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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Ha

The baddest bitch you’ll ever know. Everyone gravitate towards her inner and outer beauty. She is too unique to compete with mere human beings. Her talent lies in seduction, and being a naturally charismatic being. Her genuine love and sexy nature brings all the guys and girls. When she walks in the room, all eyes are on her and everyone is threatened by her presence. If you’re not confident in yourself, you won’t be able to bear with her outshining you. But trust me she is very humble, although very aware of her powers. She is also loyal and will ride or die for you no matter what. Get you a Ha or you missing out on the wonders of such entity to exist in the human realm.
by UberMePlease November 23, 2021
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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
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Ha Sil

A "Ha Sil" is a greeting that one person gives to another . It is a combination of 2 separate actions. First a "Ha" is when one person pulls another person's ear and audibly says "Ha". A "Sil"is when one person pulls the others persons arm between the elbow and the shoulder while audibly saying "Sil". Thus a "Ha Sil" is rapidly doing both a "Ha" and a "Sil".

A more advanced "Ha Sil" includes incorporating making a face where the right inner cheek is it tucked in and your eyes are opened widely and slightly rolled back into your head.
Mark greeted his mother by giving her a Ha Sil. He was so happy to see her after being out of the country for several months.
by ODHAAB May 20, 2020
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xpu-ha

XPU-ha*(SHPOO-haa);

1) verb - to use when the actual verb is awkward or inapropriate.
2) noun - appropriate to use when the real word cannot be placed in your mind.
3) onomatopeia - alternative of a curse word or similar sounding noises.

*Originally the name of a hotel in Mexico, this title was brought back as a new term of... whatever needs a term.
1) "I was on a run when all the sudden a bird came and xpu-ha'd all over me!"
2) "Hey, Eileen, you got some xpu-ha in your teeth."
3) (DJ Otzi: Hey Baby) "Heeeeeey, hey baby! XPU - HA! I wanna knooww, ohh, if you'll be my girl."
by Imustacheyouaquestion October 2, 2011
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