Girlfriend

Something my boyfriend wont have if he leaves me on open one more FUCKING time

Why dont you text her?
Him: i like rust
Shes your girlfriend tho:(

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

girlfriend

Woman in relation to the person she is dating.

Girlfriend.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.

Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”

by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023

A girlfriend

Something that I never got in my life

I don’t have a girlfriend

by The new nuts July 31, 2022

girlfriend day

September 7th

you can’t say no to any questions from girlfriend only, anything goes for girlfriend day.

by Words of Me September 5, 2021