by CapLingo October 31, 2016
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noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.
Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?
I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?
I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018
Get the Matzo Balling mug.In the act of homosexual male intercourse, a male is not yet considered "gay" until his ball sack collides with his partner's ball sack thus resulting in the "Ball Clack".
Billy and Timmy were having a fun time enjoying one another's masculinity until the ball clack occurred making the entire experience totally and unrelentingly gay.
by Thunder Dome September 8, 2009
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by lskatz February 26, 2009
Get the Ball Call mug.Beer ball is a game in which the object is to finish your beers before the other team. What you need
1.4 players and a can of their favorite beer
2. some ping pong balls
3. a large room or yard for play(the larger the play area is the harder the game becomes)
4. beer pong/banquet table.
The game begins with two players standing on opposing sides of the table (similar to beer pong) with the players UNOPENED can of beer in front of them placed on the corner of the table. Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at the opposing teams beer cans. If struck the the person who threw the ball must open their beer and begin drinking as fast as they can. The person who's can was struck must grab the ball and place it on the table and say DONE as fast as possible (this is where the large play area make the game more interesting since the ball can pretty much go anywhere). Once this is done the person drinking must stop immediately. Once both people on a team have thrown the other team can then throw. You may throw at any time, you do not have to wait for both persons to throw their ball, If a ball misses a can it is dead. The object of the game is for you and your partner to finish your beers before the other team finish theirs.
1.4 players and a can of their favorite beer
2. some ping pong balls
3. a large room or yard for play(the larger the play area is the harder the game becomes)
4. beer pong/banquet table.
The game begins with two players standing on opposing sides of the table (similar to beer pong) with the players UNOPENED can of beer in front of them placed on the corner of the table. Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at the opposing teams beer cans. If struck the the person who threw the ball must open their beer and begin drinking as fast as they can. The person who's can was struck must grab the ball and place it on the table and say DONE as fast as possible (this is where the large play area make the game more interesting since the ball can pretty much go anywhere). Once this is done the person drinking must stop immediately. Once both people on a team have thrown the other team can then throw. You may throw at any time, you do not have to wait for both persons to throw their ball, If a ball misses a can it is dead. The object of the game is for you and your partner to finish your beers before the other team finish theirs.
by I B T P F R March 5, 2009
Get the Beer Ball mug.1. n. the general stank and moist nastiness that develop in one's crotch as a result of sweat and rapid movement of the legs.
2. n. the effect of sweaty, humid testicles and the general torquing motion of walking on ones boxers, briefs and pants.
3. v. to develop ball rot and/or specifically apply it to a fabric.
2. n. the effect of sweaty, humid testicles and the general torquing motion of walking on ones boxers, briefs and pants.
3. v. to develop ball rot and/or specifically apply it to a fabric.
1. "I'm so sweaty from soccer practice. I've got a serious case of ball rot."
2. "Chris, dude. I've got holes in my boxers from ball rot."
3. "I had to throw away some boxers because they were seriously ball rotted."
2. "Chris, dude. I've got holes in my boxers from ball rot."
3. "I had to throw away some boxers because they were seriously ball rotted."
by A. J. July 20, 2008
Get the ball rot mug.To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.
I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).
by Chris December 27, 2003
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