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Ashley

Ashley is the girl at school who is always wearing her hood on INSIDE and when it’s hot as hell OUTSIDE
by Don’t use September 19, 2018
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ashley and ryan

ryan is deeply in love with ashley.ashley is a perfect girl for him and ryan is a perfect man for her!they are truly soulmates and have to be with each other as soon as possible if not already..
:have u heard of ashley and ryan?
:oh yeah they are totally soulmates
by love twilight July 22, 2021
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Ashley

Ashley's believe that if you don't get married you can't have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.
Person 1: "Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"

Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."

Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."

Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"

Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))
by anonymous. but definitel not a November 10, 2021
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Ashley

A girl you shouldn’t mess with. Be careful around this thot, she bratty, and very short but the biggest bitch you will ever meet. You’ll soon regret even talking to her.
Person 1: “Did you see the new girl?”
Person 2: “ Yeah but don’t mess her, she’s a real Ashley.”
by CumGuzzler10918 January 5, 2019
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Ashley in law

A person named Ashley who is your in law
Yo it's my Ashley in Law! Sah Dude!
by Ashley in Law April 27, 2017
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ashley roberlo

Celebrity back in the olden days was murderer
Ashley Roberlo was murderer back in the 16th century
by Markey Linky September 18, 2020
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Ashley Swedlow

Ashley Swedlow is a sassy ,but loyal and talented girl .she can be a bitch sometimes but we all love her good side .she is funny And a great friend !
Ashley Swedlow is a great dancer.
by Hypehouse July 10, 2020
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