Zodiac signs

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
by leo123456 December 09, 2023
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Zodiac Signs

A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.

Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
by Bibi16 July 22, 2022
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zodiac sign

"whats your zodiac sign?"
"that shit aint real honey"
by yurtness June 09, 2022
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Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Zodiac killer

someone who got away with a killing spree in the 70s, also known as TED CRUZ :)
who's the zodiac killer? oh do you mean Ted Cruz?
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Zodiac killer

Someone who gets kills (sex) with a specific zodiac sign.
Did you hear about the zodiac killer?
Yeah the one that only sleeps with Geminis?
by BlackDictionary March 11, 2022
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