An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
by ma0sm May 26, 2009
Get the Safety Winkmug. Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."
Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"
Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"
by daHannibal September 2, 2012
Get the Winking Sphinxmug. A method of winking that employs the use of ones fingers in a gun position. The creepier the look, the better.
Finger winking has become a fetish, with participants seeing how quickly they can get off during an exchange.
Finger winking has become a fetish, with participants seeing how quickly they can get off during an exchange.
by Henrietta Bobcat February 6, 2020
Get the finger winkingmug. Refers to the anus and its appearnce.
by carstaires February 13, 2009
Get the winking stinkermug. When you've been riding your horse too often without wearing knickers and your fanny has started to resemble an angry blood orange
'Doctor I've got a really sore fanny from riding my horse'
Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'
Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'
by Gazzy90 March 10, 2022
Get the Jockey's Winkmug. by Taking4-7 October 20, 2013
Get the Vagina Winkmug. Also followed by "know what I mean, know what I mean." Meaning quite often something off color or taboo that can't be said outright and must be aluded to. Monty Python coined this but. Whilst the person says the line they are nudging the receiver of the word play in the ribs with a fair amount of camp.
I was with your mum last night. She's brilliant. Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean. Say no more say no more...
by rorourbeau January 28, 2020
Get the Wink wink nudge nudgemug.