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ass warlock

Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.

The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.
Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.
by MrWoodenSpoon June 21, 2017
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Warlock

What Charlie Sheen is.
"You are no match for this warlock." - Charlie Sheen, to Chuck Lorre and Les Moonves
by FreakinRockStarfromMars March 30, 2011
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warbleflyff

noun.
incredible randomness, weridness, something that doesn't make sense or that can't be properly explained, or a series of such events.
Example 1:
In the anime FLCL, some monsters pop out a people's heads, there's some space-chick on a Vespa, there's a giant iron in the middle of town, they battle monsters with guitars; warbleflyff ensues.

Example 2:
Jimbo: So yeah, basically we found out that if you jump out of a humvee in mid-air you can activate your parachute and fly to saftely. So we attached C4 to it and drove it off a cliff over the enemy base, jumped out and pulled the chute.
Chuck: That's awesome.
Jimbo: The enemy shot us down with a Scud.
Chuck: Warbleflyff.
by nothing_is_toasty July 10, 2009
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Warpole

a slang term for male genitalia used on the social media site twitter. often used in the twitter name of various members, usually as a last name, e.g. Fred Warpole.
him: i'd sure like to tickle your tonsils with my warpole

her: you'd better bury your face in my warhole if you ever expect that to happen.
by Lance Warpole May 22, 2012
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Warbling

The act of crying and laughing at the same time.
When you're crying your heart out then a friend says something that tickles you and you become stuck in a circle of crying but somehow managing to laugh simultaneously.

'I was so upset, but then he showed me his Swaflamurtle and I was warbling til the cows came home.'
by SimplyChelsey June 12, 2013
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warofthetom

(noun)
1. The creator and supreme being.

2. Superhuman being worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes.
"Warofthetom always protects the Ducklings from evil"
"Don't say that word, it displeases Warofthetom"
by Warofthetom April 8, 2019
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WABOL

Fred: Have you seen those pikeys over there?
Bob: Yh, WABOL
Fred: You said it mate
by MrStuy March 17, 2008
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