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Walmarted

To be fucked in the ass repeatedly, while asking for more.
Oh man; I got Walmarted real bad at that work meeting today. I thought I was doing one job, then they completely changed it up.
by goddess0321 May 30, 2019
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Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.
News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising
by Lil Rocket Man July 8, 2019
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Walmarting

The act of tying a plastic Walmart bag over a woman's head while proceeding to have intercourse and referring to her ass as a Walmart bag.
When Billy saw his cat it reminded him of Walmarting
by Creamstar January 31, 2021
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WalMart

The worst level of Hell or destroyer of happiness and devourer of souls
Walmart where you lose you happiness and soul
by Barry Newton June 28, 2017
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Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.
Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse
by iamsomeoneelse March 28, 2015
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Walmart

A place where jake paul gets his cheap as fuck shitty wardrobe and where they make you want to become a fat ass
Guys i just found jake paul buying cheap as fuck shoes at walmart!
by 1inkthan113 August 20, 2018
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Walmart

The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain.
Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"

Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"
by GV-Tanith January 13, 2009
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