wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

by eggz09 February 03, 2012

bake and wake

This is when you take an edible (marijuana infused baked good) right before a nap. When you wake up you will be stoned.

Bake and wake, it's what real dreams are made of.

by Big Country SD September 16, 2011

Waking off

When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.

"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."

by J-Raq October 22, 2006

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.

Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.

by NomNomNomSpeed June 26, 2009

wake and spank

to masturbait as soon as you wake up

a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then

by brianfixxx August 03, 2008

Wake And Cake

A spin off of the term "Wake And Bake" (which refers to waking up and getting high) The term "Wake And Cake" refers to waking up, and and getting your cake ($$$) up

"I'm grinding out here, everyday I wake and cake!"

by BobbyMiles September 06, 2011

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 17, 2009