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finn wagner

A 15 year old nicotine feind and friends of William Weaver, Vaughn Koruba, Charlie J, Owen Minors etc. He also gets mad girls and moms.
Yo watch out for Finn Wagner, he stole my nic.
by Wmw2007 April 25, 2023
mugGet the finn wagnermug.

wagnerized

To become wagnerized, one must be male, and have no money, but always buying things one can't afford anyway. Usually racking up huge amounts of debts, and borrowing money from other people. This person also usually goes through jobs fast, being fired for being either constantly late or gross incompetence. You cannot pay people back for long periods of time, and when you do write a check, it will either bounce or be returned to them. If you go out, your card will be declined often. In any of these social situations, you will make up fantastic stories about why you are broke, or your credit card does not work. They are always obviously false, but the wagnerized one ALWAYS sticks to his story, no matter what!

Secondly, one must develop unhealthy obsessions with various females, and to constantly talk about the current obsession to everyone he knows. In actuality, there is no relationship whatsoever to the victim, she is merely an attractive young girl who is unfortunately being stalked. Usually, when the girl is made aware, she never interacts with the wagnerized individual again, even though he swears up and down that she was a "bitch" or something else that is actually false. It is always the wagnerized ones fault, regardless of what he says.

Also, if you are wagnerized, you will constantly speak poorly of people, but only when they are not around, for in actuality, you are very very afraid of confrontations, and would never say anything disparaging to someones face. You also must deny any wrongdoing should several people get together and realize the behind the back talking that has occurred.
Kid 1: "You ever gonna pay me back or what?"

Kid 2: "What, you think I've been wagnerized or something"

or

Girl: "This guy at the bar has to be wagnerized, he's always here trying to talk to me, and saying how we're friends"
by PLYMOUTHREPRESENT December 24, 2008
mugGet the wagnerizedmug.

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet
me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)
by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024
mugGet the Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekkermug.

oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men
Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro
by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024
mugGet the oliver michael wagnermug.

Wagner

a school full of fakes and ghetto people, as well as teachers and staff who refuse to protect students and their right of safety
1. “Wagner is a terrible place!”
2. “ lmao you went to that wagner place?”
by Hotcumrag October 14, 2018
mugGet the Wagnermug.

casey wagner

a filthy skreb lord who tips his fedora and says "m'lady" but gets rejected by his waifu pillow. is a god in minecraft though.
"dang, casey wagner is a PLEB"
by outermostdig May 2, 2016
mugGet the casey wagnermug.

Col. Wagner

1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times
omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.
by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005
mugGet the Col. Wagnermug.

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