up and up

when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket

<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>

by lexographic January 3, 2021

Up Ups

Commonly Used in large height differences in a relationship. Normally used to lift someone (the shortest member) until the two people are able to kiss comfortably.

Jaylin: Nessa, wanna go Up Ups?

Side Note: Word Is Best Used In Baby Voice.

by XX.BB.XX March 9, 2019

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

dressed up messed up

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together

Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

by Southern Bella February 6, 2020

Upped the up

When someone’s raising a pole at chu, but you get yours out first

They tried to slide on him, but he upped the up

by Mr. Bootyman April 29, 2025