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Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.
"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"
by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016
mugGet the Underwear-Fumug.

Underwear Chewbacca

Noun. A really, really furry vagina, that it resembles a wookie coming out a. Happens when a woman does not shave her nether regions in years. The hair starts in the belly button and ends in the asshole. Usually resulting in only handjobs and blowjobs.
This is a girl i would whacka,

If it wasn't for her Underwear Chewbacca.
by BioShocker2 May 9, 2014
mugGet the Underwear Chewbaccamug.

iNSTiGaToR oF uNDeRWeaR

a person that has an interest in other peoples undergarments, it could be an unhealthy fetish by ones own judgement.

or a phrase from Pink's song "Bad Influence"
I am the instigator of underwear, and your mom is not wearing any.
by ~blank~ January 16, 2009
mugGet the iNSTiGaToR oF uNDeRWeaRmug.

mullet underwear

Women's underwear that is "business in the front, party in the back."
For example, a pair of regular looking panties in the fron with a big butt cleavage area in the back. "Look at the pair of mullet underwear that hot model chick is wearing!"
by Ham Hands Beth Lil Jib February 4, 2009
mugGet the mullet underwearmug.

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
mugGet the racetrack underwearmug.

underwear soup

the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.
after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.
by antos ontopolots May 15, 2008
mugGet the underwear soupmug.

Black underwear

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF
Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis
by Mickeytwochops July 31, 2023
mugGet the Black underwearmug.

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