tired high

a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

when he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high

by sircasey February 16, 2009

tired drunk

when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk

Dude ur like tired drunk.

by Unlucky95 April 6, 2010

I’m tired

‘I’m tired’ is a phrase that you have most certainly used at least once. ‘I’m tired’ is the universal excuse for anything you do since it doesn’t reveal how you feel in intricacy but is still the truth.

(Side note, you’re probably Guy 2)

Guy 1: ‘Are you ok?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 3: ‘Why didn’t you do your work?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 4: ‘Why didn’t you tell me earlier?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired’

by limeboiz December 31, 2020

hood tires

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.

Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."

by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017

red tire

The state of ones sphincter after intense and satisfying anal sex

Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.

by chinese boyfriend June 2, 2021

Chubby tired

When you get lazy & tired as a result of eating too much food

Jordan: "Hey man you wanna porn out later?"
Mitchel: "Nah man I'm feeling kinda chubby tired"

by Hildreed September 5, 2013

Shitty Tire

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore

Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"

by Dan's Z71 March 10, 2018