Tired High 

When one person is to a point of being so tired, that there mind is half way between dream world and reality, causing them to possibly see things that aren’t there or say things they normally wouldn't

"Hey, why did you say you wanted to eat my cat last night?"

"Sorry, I didn't mean it, I was tired high... couldn't get much sleep."

Tired High by Riketsu1 November 23, 2009

Tired White Man Blues 

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.

Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.

Tired White Man Blues by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009

tired old queen 

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature

*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~

tired old queen by asockworkorange May 27, 2018

Tired fucker 

A person who is extremely lazy & tries to get out of doing almost everything.

Nathan have you finished welding up them trolleys yet !!! You tired fucker !!!

Tired fucker by Boss Mann G June 12, 2018

tired boner 

When your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 AM class and you have a boner that won't go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming sexual things. This shouldn't be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a piss, and you have it as you wake up. The tired boner occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you've been up for atleast an hour.

"This sucks dude this econ class is so boring and I'm so tired."

"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."

tired boner by taintalicious21 January 31, 2009

tired talk

tired talk is when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are uber sleepy/tired and are talking to eachother.

normally you tend to be sweeter, and you say cute things that make your boyfriend/girlfriend smile.

me and axel had tired talk last night. he's so cute.!

tired talk by HEATHERwearsPRADA July 14, 2009

Tired Liger

Someone is is so incredibly sleepy, they are using a slant rhyme of "Tired Liger" to show how sleep deprived they are. They are also referring to a mystical animal like a liger because they want to have dreams with magical animals in them.

Shakespeare in English makes you a tired liger.

Tired Liger by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009