the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.
There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.
by climate james October 21, 2010
Get the virtual tidyingmug. A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018
Get the George tidymug. A fat gay ginger pig who sucks his dog of then molests his dad for food stamps then eats his mums booty .
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018
Get the George tidymug. This is definitely what Justin Lee Collins would say if he ever appeared in TOWIE and one of those tits used the word 'reem'
by the Bristol Dogg December 28, 2011
Get the tidy hamptonmug. When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off
Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”
Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”
Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”
by Eric Hornes wife February 7, 2024
Get the Tidy bushmug.