Ho Ho Tidy

Word used to describe a nice looking girl, invented by the late George Beattie Snr of Blairgowrie, Perthshire

Look at that young girl over there’s she is a little HO Ho Tidy

by GB2025 July 22, 2025

Tidy Bowling

Going down on a woman, and getting little toilet paper balls in your mouth.

Never buy cheap TP. Unless you want to be Tidy Bowling down there for a week.

by Rufus64 January 13, 2025

National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

Tidy bush

When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off

Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”

Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”

by Eric Hornes wife February 7, 2024

tidy

The condition of a house where the children are given iPads instead of toys in order to make the house seem "uncluttered" whilst at the same time making the children glued to their devices like these "iPad kids" (a backronym standing for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids").

Ever since the Sherbrookes started using iPads for their kids, their home has looked so tidy—no toys in sight, just a couple of kids glued to screen devices like these iPad kids!

by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025