shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

Hock

To get something out of your body.

I sneezed so hard I hocked a loogey like 60 feet.

by RyanMeseeks May 13, 2024

Hock

Bring your ass here now

I told tim to hock in the house now. Hock means bring your behind here.

by Ted357 December 21, 2021

Hock

V. To schmooze with someone.

To go out of your way to talk to someone.

Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).

N. A schmooze

J. “Have you met the new kid?”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”

“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”

J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”

by bcockscotch February 26, 2025