Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023
Get the albuquerquemug. The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.
Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.
by Imindless February 7, 2020
Get the Albuquerque Mannequeef fiestamug. When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
Get the Albuquerque ass clapmug. The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022
Get the Albuquerque Ass Burgermug.