A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.
Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.
Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024
Get the beaver pleasermug. 
When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.
Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.
by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018
Get the prostate pleasermug. by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023
Get the Malteser pleasermug.