A beetle finger is an ingrown pubic hair that has managed to also grown long enough to reside inside the vulva.
Man! I was going down on this girl and when I swallowed, there was a hair in my mouth. It was a beetle finger dude! I threw up!
by Salixx August 25, 2011
Get the Beetle Fingermug. A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.
as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.
by Rajpal May 13, 2005
Get the turtle beetlemug. this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.
by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010
Get the carpet beetlemug. by curtdaddy August 5, 2010
Get the beetle juicemug. by UnknownismNWO October 26, 2017
Get the Black beetlemug. by coochie humper October 10, 2009
Get the beetle hoodmug. A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.
She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!
She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
by B.S.N. March 22, 2010
Get the Beetle Hoodmug.