barbed penis

A penis that feels like it's going to kill your vagina. Normally when you are a virgin
Ugghh. He had such a barbed penis
by Stratton2163 January 28, 2015
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Barb Bright

Noun-an incredably stupid individual; a know it all with no friends
by anonymous whore October 25, 2003
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Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.
oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!
by shocker pro May 04, 2010
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The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus
The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants
by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006
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barbed wire

Used when describing a very revealing item of women's clothing.
"Protects the property without destroying the view"

Dude, that chick top is proper barbed wire.
by Xander Parkinson March 02, 2008
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barb up

V. to "barb up" is to get really strong in a small amount of time.
Synonym- Level up, see dj Motha freakin Guiles
after i injected a copious amount of crack and steriods into my arm i yelled "Barb up!"
by Ghost faced killah January 30, 2008
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Massimo Barb

A bitch ass fuckboy who dates fishes and is 1’4 who has a .7 inch chode
Dude your like Massimo Barb right now, your such a gay ass fuckboy
by ar435 October 10, 2017
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