Sheriff yermae is a sheriff from the old west in China as he said "you Mae be thinking but there ain't no old west in China well there is history is just dumb" his story is about him going into the future to save his wife from a dragon but his teleportal can only take him to the future so he came here to make one to take him to the past to save his wife from the spaghetti meatball king that gets reserected by sheriff wicker
by Clara 2000 May 20, 2018

An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.
Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
by plus-size albert November 20, 2020

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.
Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024

A person who takes it upon themselves to guard the communal icechest on a camping trip to make sure no one eats more food than they are entitled to.
"At the beach party Saul was being an icechest sheriff and bitched at Don when he ate 2 hotdogs before anyone else had 1."
by 12-stepper March 30, 2009

by XANUNO September 28, 2021

by Ramstuck_the _Lying_Cunt September 17, 2017

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 5, 2025
