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Schizzle

To sizzle and shake all in one matter

Not to be mistaken for Shizzle...
Mom: Check the stove the eggs are about to Schizzle!

Son: Huh?

Mom: ...
by CommunismWasPrettyTight December 5, 2023
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Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE
Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.
by Raviable March 16, 2025
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J. Schizzle

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.
That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!
by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008
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