Think of the biggest thing on Earth... an elephant? No. Now think of the biggest thing in the galaxy... the Sun? Not that either. Now think of the biggest thing in the universe... Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall? Damn either your a scientist or a googler. Either way not that either. I'll tell you what it is. Sam. Sam is so gargantuan you wonder how so much mass can be stored on the human body. You even question if it is human. Think of Sam as the atlas of the world, but instead of a ripped chad, a huge inconceivable lump of fat and grease holding up the universe. Paradoxically, his mass is larger than the amount of literal atoms in the entire universe, giving credence to his name Sam, backwards Mas(s).
Pub quiz question: What is the simplest yet largest thing?
You: Space?
Pub quiz question: Nope, it's Sam.
You: Space?
Pub quiz question: Nope, it's Sam.
by KomradeKiller January 09, 2022
A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.
He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.
Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.
Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.
Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.
Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.
Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.
Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
by RoscoePColtrane May 14, 2013
Sam is a guy with a huge nine-inch cock. He gets all the girls on his dick. He has two beautifully shaved testicles. He has lots of friends who suck his cock whenever he likes. All his friends are jealous of his 9- incher. His family are the coolest people you'll ever meet. His dad has a 19-inch cock and his mum is a size F in bras.
Oh, I wish I could suck Sams 9 inch cock. It points out of his pants when he has a boner.
Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches
Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches
by Samk4569 August 15, 2017
by yunho_who July 06, 2010
a cute little guy who always changes his mind and can nvr like the same girl for more than a month
hes sweet
and he can always make me smile
hes sweet
and he can always make me smile
by urmomrocksmysocksoff February 04, 2008
Is a really nice guy who generally fantasies about stuffing animals up his arse, has a huge appetite for food and drugs. he uses inventive words yet random words, he can be very cocky but a people person, kind, funny and on regularly basis likes to smell his own farts.
''Hey man Is it necessary to smell that while eating?''
''Indecisively it is necessary biryani breath''
''I really like you man you soo funny and i know you've had a lot of drugs tonight but what are you doing to that squirrel.
''Now your here, nothing... why dont you go home to your barbarian mum? :D''
''Hey man!! your acting like a right sam''
''Indecisively it is necessary biryani breath''
''I really like you man you soo funny and i know you've had a lot of drugs tonight but what are you doing to that squirrel.
''Now your here, nothing... why dont you go home to your barbarian mum? :D''
''Hey man!! your acting like a right sam''
by The_King123123 March 12, 2012