by Bogwonron July 2, 2022
Get the raft of crapmug. by Raft(Up) Magazine August 5, 2025
Get the Raft(Up)mug. The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023
Get the Bruce the raft sharkmug. A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
Get the tampon raftmug. No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Life-raftmug. Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Get the red water raftingmug. by SexyHunk69 September 12, 2009
Get the White Water Raftingmug.