surgery rafting

A tall bearded Man who’s good at Fortnite.

Surgery Rafting is a tall man known to wear a beard and be great at playing Fortnite.

by Chick March 5, 2025

tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014

raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024

rafting

A highly deviant (late afternoon) middle-school bathroom behavior.

To deposit poop on a thick “raft” of tissue, high above the water-line, in a seldom used hallway toilet.
By next morning, fully half the building is rife with the pungent aroma of moldering feces.

“Ohhh, man….someone went rafting in the south unit boys room; it’s already reeking me out”.

by chuckjav76 September 11, 2022

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.

Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

White Water Rafting

A girl wth PMS

That girl bitches at everything, she must be white water rafting.

by SexyHunk69 September 12, 2009