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raft of crap

Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you
by Bogwonron July 2, 2022
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Raft(Up)

Band/work together to get out of a sticky/difficult situation and eventually thrive.
Imagine if we didn’t raft(up), we wouldn’t have got here working alone.
by Raft(Up) Magazine August 5, 2025
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Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.
by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023
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tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
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Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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White Water Rafting

That girl bitches at everything, she must be white water rafting.
by SexyHunk69 September 12, 2009
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