A Rafter

A non-sexual hand job between two male friends, to improve the mood of one of them.

Hi mate, you feeling down?
Do you need a rafter, there's a 50/50 chance it'll help.

by Blindgoat June 20, 2017

Rafter

Misplaced Canadian with a penchant for crazy marketing schemes. Lover of pizza and all things Richard. Will sell his soul for one more person to join the builders program.

Buy a builders account or I'll lock OT again.

by RSimmons February 3, 2005

rafting

Platonic sharing of a twin bed when sleeping; often done in college

Sarah and I were rafting last night after partying because I was too tired to walk back to my own bed.

by TRex19 October 13, 2014

red hot raftis

The act of shitting in someone else's ass.

Jo and Ronny had to go poop at the same exact time, so Jo got on his hands and knees with his butt in the air. Ronny then shit in Jo's asshole. "hey Ron thanks for the Red Hot Raftis.

by BillyNobleSucks June 11, 2007

rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008

whitewater rafting

A fun activity where you put on PFDs (layman; "life jacket"), jump in a rubber raft with little PVC paddles and float down the river....no big deal...until you get flipped over, hit on the head with a rock, hit in the teeth with a paddle, flipped out of the raft, pushed out of the raft, or are simply scared out of your mind and go into fight-or-flight mode with those class 5 rapids coming around the bend.

I was having a fun time whitewater rafting until we hit this class 4 sideways, our raft flipped over, I got sucked into the rapid and popped out about 40 feet away (still holding on to my paddle)...After whitewater rafting (which was a real rush) driving on the beltway doesn't seem so bad.

by irishREPUBLICANarmy January 1, 2004

rafter

Someone who just recently arrived from Cuba. Many rafters reside in Miami, specifically, in Hialeah.

"Another fucking rafter came in a floating taxi, bro."

by N. L. Soap August 9, 2006