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shitting olympics

the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)
"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee
by john coffee god save the queen October 18, 2008
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Olympic Fetish

1. A fetish for Olympic athletes. Particularly for the 2008 Olympics featuring an abundance of hot women athletes.

2. Beating off to the olympics.
"Damn, that Amanda Beard is hott." "You have an olympic fetish bro."
by bangbangboomboom October 10, 2008
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olympic ring toss

this is where a man lays on the floor with an hard on and the women stands on an elevated surface and trys to jump off and make her vagina land directly on the penis.
i hurt my dick when me and my women tried the olympic ring toss and she missed
by jackass33 November 23, 2010
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Olympic Heights High School

all you will hear at this school is constant n words flying around the halls, but that does not make this a bad school,
it makes it worse than that. the school smells, the fucking special ed kids will have a breakdown in the hallways, the "crackheads" will ask you to tap your cart or nic if you walk in the bathroom and it is filled with "soundcloud rappers" turns out they are ALL garbage, and whatever you do, do NOT click their link on their snapchat promoting it. its fucking awful.

a lot of these dudes in school claim they got drip and shit but they all wear jordan 1 mids and burlington jeans with ross shirts.. somehow they still have the confidnce to go up to a girl 2 years younger than them and be like "wheres my hug?" shut up retard lol

there will, in some cases be individuals in OH (olympic heights) who are kinda cool , but still are fucking stupid.. (florida shit you cant really escape that)

overall, its as good as a typical public school in florida, if you would like to go to a better school, i suggest you fucking move because florida fucking sucks.
person 1: you see that kid with jordan 1 mids in the hallway with jean shorts?

person 2: yea thats the typical Olympic Heights High School senior lol
by dr4in February 10, 2021
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Mallard Olympics

A series of physical competitions between ducks.
YO BRO DID YOU SEE THE MALLARD OLYMPICS LAST NIGHT?
by frankson1234 January 29, 2012
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vocal olympics

Where a singer shows off by unnecessarily singing runs up and down. A style popularized by American Idol.
Did you hear that bastardized version of the national anthem sung at the game last night? She was doing vocal olympics!
by Phattiness January 31, 2014
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microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done
Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics
by merciless_blade February 9, 2014
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