old mans speedball

drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low

i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.

by isoldtheworld March 18, 2020

old man yaoi

old man yaoi refers to gay Japanese illustrations of hot breedable older daddy's who are in love

"I like old man yaoi"

"Jeepers creepers! Somebody hit the nae nae too hard"

"End your life, scoundrel"

by vel the DILF hunter November 7, 2023

old man yaoi

two old men (fukuzawa and fukuchi) having sex

a person: tommy loves old man yaoi

by leonkennedysbighonkers October 2, 2023

old mans cock

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

by ROO30 August 13, 2006

Old man's layover

When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.

He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.

by HamonGand2 May 11, 2009

Old Man Yaoi

Old man yaoi is yaoi between old men. Japanese gay butt sex manga.

Woman: " what are you reading? "
Man: " gay butt sex "
Woman: "what kind of gay butt sex?"
Man: "old man yaoi with prolapsed anus"
Woman: "kys fag"

by Peeeeniee October 31, 2023

Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!

Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018