Messive

The act of being absolutely huge. A person can be messive, which means they are bigger than a person who is massive. A person who has a lot of muscle and is frequently seen in the gym can be described as messive.

That guy is absolutely messive look and how much muscle he has

by Boerbanter June 27, 2015

Massive dick syndrome

A person with a massive dick for example dugdimmadomedimsdale

Aww man he got a massive dick #kony2012 thats massive dick syndrome

by Bigmandug April 16, 2021

Uni Massive

a group of people who cant get enough of the uni 'fresher' lifestyle throughout every year of their course. A typical uni massive would go to the Student Union and stay till closing love to dress up in costumes, buy shots, and act like a dick head.

Uni Massive: WERE IN UNI.... WE LOVE SHOTTTTTTTTTTTTs...GOOOOOO UNI....

Non Uni Massive: look at them bunch of 'uni massive' nobs over there

by ihateunimassive January 21, 2011

a massive cunt

a word to describe ethan spencer

"mate ethan spencer is a massive cunt"

by lank123 October 7, 2017

massive toilet

a massive loo, for a massive ass to sit on

omg wat a massive toilet over there

by conor fletcher May 22, 2009

massive wang

A huge cock

Damn that nigga got a massive wang

by fatwang April 9, 2016

Massive Choons

"Choons" is the word "Tunes" in a British accent, to say a "choon" is "massive" means that you hold the song in high regard.

"Aye, these are some massive choons mate." Or, "Huuuge choon bruv."

by Choons October 23, 2017