a very special flavour of troll; someone who will pretend to be suicidal, maybe even posting images of themself with self harm scars, just for the shits and giggles.
"Dude, I found this horrid mercury kid on Tumblr."
"This one seems to be.. a circle? with bleeding eyes?"
"This one seems to be.. a circle? with bleeding eyes?"
by Dodmod June 5, 2021
Get the Mercury kidmug. by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021
Get the Freddie Mercurymug. by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020
Get the Freddie Mercurymug. Is an original rock band based in Mexico Missouri. With influences form 70's and 80's stadium rock and punk to 90's grunge and metal with a touch of country and funk Mercury Son expertly blends their influences and creates an original feel. www.mercuryson.com
by MercurySon January 25, 2015
Get the Mercury Sonmug. by RyleelovesCarsonUwU June 29, 2020
Get the Freddie Mercurymug. Gem: broo my wife kicked me out, you know her? her name is vivienne mercury
Snake: aw that sucks dude, she did that because she's not your wife. she my wife.
Snake: aw that sucks dude, she did that because she's not your wife. she my wife.
by totallynotvivienne December 5, 2019
Get the Vivienne Mercurymug. Main character in the best fan fiction, game theory. Lynn Mercury is your daring, feminist, idealist who only wants to get into the Portland thorns. So when the chance arises to ditch her home for the opportunity to go pro, leaving behind her UCLA soccer team and her persuasive ex-fling, Lynn takes off to London and quickly falls into routine with seventeen boys, a sexually active roommate, and a coach that could easily make David Beckham feel insecure.
by Nialls wife <3 February 9, 2021
Get the lynn mercurymug.