Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023

mandem

most beautiful, awesome mum ever

you are such a mandem

by knowlzyyyyyyy May 5, 2022

Mandem

A term usually used by Londoners and roadmen to describe their group of friends.

“Hey man, wanna hang with the mandem?”
“Sure, be there at 6 with the drinks.”

by Mr Nitron November 9, 2022

mandem

your boys or your group .

normally used in london.

yo, all the mandem have gone

by yo1892 September 25, 2022

mandem

a group of boys as a gang or as a slang for gang

take one for the mandem

by samediilol May 15, 2022

mandem magnet

attracting men “mandem”the same way magnets attract things xxx

omgs you have so much hoes u mandem magnet xxx

by moneyiseverywhere May 26, 2022

True mandem

A true mandem is someone who let's the other mandem clap their cheeks

1-There's a new true mandem at school
2-Ya u met them in the bathroom yesterday
1-Imma go today

by Rendev June 3, 2022