Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
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Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,
Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth
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kindered

Katerino's the one, partner, family, best friend, everything
by Kindered_spirits January 30, 2023
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Kindere Adulti

Pronunciation: Keen-druh Uh-doll-tee

Definition: noun;
Word for adult child(ren).

A child who has reached the age of majority.
My kindere adulti is a doctor.

My kindere adulti is coming home for the holidays.
by Xoxosunset October 14, 2021
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Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.
-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!
by thealmightybasstardo April 13, 2011
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Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.
Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.
by coolkid991 December 04, 2023
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Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass
Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder
by Cocombokinder June 04, 2023
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