A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025
Get the Kak-Attack mug.1. You made a complete mess of something and you leave it for someone else to clean up
2. You took a sh!t while robbing someone's house
3. Or literally "Run away"
2. You took a sh!t while robbing someone's house
3. Or literally "Run away"
1. Person1 : No way, did you see what that boet did?!
Person2 : Yeah, kak en spat my bru
2. Robber1 : They're back! Kak en spat, KAK EN SPAT!
Person2 : Yeah, kak en spat my bru
2. Robber1 : They're back! Kak en spat, KAK EN SPAT!
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"Can we wrap up this meeting? I really need to take a kaks"
"Can we wrap up this meeting? I really need to take a kaks"
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