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Inverse coon

1. A Black person who recognizes and identifies with Blackness, claims to be "woke" as evidenced by the support of Black-owned businesses and banks yet supports and defends all actions by the likes of Trump.

2. A Black person who unapologetically spends free time publicly disparaging Black people, with a specific focus on leaders with a proven history of positive work within the Black community under the guise of creating a dialogue intended for problem-solving. Unlike a traditional coon, the inverse coon claims to love Black people but fails to recognize the hurtful impact of his words and ways.

3. A lost soul.

Synonym: Inamik - /in-ah-mick/
Kimani raised eyebrows as he entered One United Bank to make a deposit while wearing his Make America Great Again t-shirt. As he walked out, the teller shook her head mumbling "inverse coon".
by BKkedani July 11, 2017
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Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass
Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
by 13 14 February 13, 2009
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Cranium-Rectum Inversion

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.
Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!
by Transform April 22, 2006
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Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.
Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!
by ThreeIdiots February 7, 2015
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inverse specificity law

A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.
CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!
by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010
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Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.
Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!
by vanman_57 December 8, 2011
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law of inverse proportions

The generally inverse relationship between the size of a woman's breasts and her IQ.
Bill: Jessica's got a great rack.
Bob: Yeah, but did you ever talk to her? Law of inverse proportions, man.
by Jersy Jim December 28, 2011
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