Goat Labor

goat's doing labor on a Sunday afternoon

Go back to Goat Labor!!

Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.

The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!

The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.

by pure rage March 10, 2022

Labor digger

When a male person only wants a female partner for the housecleaning, cooking, and other free labor he is too broke to hire on the open market. Usually unemployed and incel, has an overinflated valuation of the minimal effort he brings to the household.

That broke labor digger hasn't tried looking for a job.

by SilverKnight June 24, 2024

going into labor

Signal for the process of a pregnant person's body preparing for and initiating childbirth, signaled by regular, painful uterine contractions that cause the cervix to dilate and thin, allowing the baby to pass through the birth canal.

Guy: "Remember, just keep it short and casual."
W. D. Gaster: "(SHORT AND CASUAL, GOT IT)"
*15 minutes later*
W. D. Gaster: "(I'M GOING INTO LABOR)"
Guy: "HE'S PULLING THE PREGNANCY CARD ALREADY???"
Alphys: "If we divert the topic back to the construction of the CORE, we might clutch this"

by 7568ino March 17, 2025

labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.

"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"

by geoleogin October 24, 2015

Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.

Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.

by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change

" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"

by superduperpasta July 23, 2025