Shazam the hamster

The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.

Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best

by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023

Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle

Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024

Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025