by JonathanGonzalez April 18, 2024
Basically, the best girl to ever exist. Thicc, but sadly, not as thicc as hongalabongala. Jk she's the thiccest girl alive and if u ever see her... Stop looking at her cuz she's mine bitch. Umm yeah but yk she's a pretty funny gal but gets a lil agro sometimes and can get mad at you for no reason. Fortunately, she always loves you (as in me) at the end of the day and will always be there for you (me again) forever. She's loyal and will never cheat because she knows what it feels like and would never do that to anyone. We (me) love a Madi.
Ethan G: Hey Baby wanna smash in the forest for 20 bucks?
Madi Gonzalez: Nah m8 ur weird ASF
Guillermoth: B R U H *laughs in Korean*
Madi Gonzalez: Nah m8 ur weird ASF
Guillermoth: B R U H *laughs in Korean*
by John Edward's secret admirer April 11, 2019
NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
by pues no se September 10, 2023
#1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.
by sagelynshoe February 15, 2021
A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
by angel_MVP August 29, 2018
Blessed by the best never the less strong Follower of Jesus Christ. one of a kind man a love like no other it's Always with me.
Enrique Elijah Gonzalez lll is a good man.
by ReegsGonzo November 24, 2021