GNARLY

a song by Katseye that everyone hates but they just don't hear the potential of the song..

"yo that GNARLY song is shit"

"go slit till you see bones :/"

by boomboombass May 6, 2025

Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.

"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"

by Konnie May 7, 2019

Gnarly

Surfing term that refers to a wave with a thick lip.

The waves were gnarly and barreling today.

by FJBLGB August 11, 2022

Hans gnarly

The act of shitting inside a friends (or enemies) pillow case, then hitting them with it.

Dude, Mike pissed me off so I gave him a hans gnarly

by castlebravo September 21, 2011

Gnarly

When something is super cool, like a wave or the curvature of a foot

Yo that was gnarly

by Yooyo124 July 22, 2019

Gnarly

Quite a bit different than the stereotypically intended purpose.

I can't believe you did that. Why did you do that? What's the matter with you, you got Shit for brains. "Hey man, it looks gnarly"

by Silas Leadbetter July 12, 2022

Gnarly Garden

The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.

That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.

I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023