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fuckrastination

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The practice of putting off your work with the much more rewarding task of making the sweet love with your partner. This is most clearly defined when no sex has occured for quite some time, but when a big task needs to be done by the partner, they somehow turn into a love machine until the deadline has passed.
Also, the verb- to fuckrastinate.
I saw an opportunity for fuckrastination when my wife bent down to pick up the pencil I dropped while doing while starting my final draft at 9:30 pm.
by SingularityCan April 12, 2023
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Fucknasty

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When used as all one word, fucknasty means excessively gross or filthy. No sexual connotation is necessarily implied. Fucking nasty combined into one word
That cutie from the bar looked clean, but when we got to her place it was fucknasty so I bounced
That chicken place on the corner is fucknasty, don’t eat there
by Wekkis October 5, 2023
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fucktastrophy

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When what the fuck and the shit hits the fan meet. You have a fucktastrophy. When everything that can go wrong goes wrong and then some....you have a fucktatsrophy. When the word catastrophe just isn't enough.....fucktastrophy is!
I wonder how this got to be such a fucktastrophy.
by LilTe June 8, 2024
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