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Foof

The sound a Smol person makes when they are displeased or trying to be scary.
Foof! This displeased me!
by TheUrbanFoofer January 28, 2017
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Foof

Good, great, fantastic, to be in a positive state.
Jonah: How was your day?

Jason: Not very foof.

Claire: Yo what's foof?
Alexa: My bio test was actually very foof.
by Flun November 7, 2021
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Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.
"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."
by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012
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foof

i was watching her dance drunk near the fire, and then suddenly, foof, shes on fire
by Just_larry November 15, 2018
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Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018
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foofs

On scalp: The little bit of hair that dares to flee from the styled hair form, creating whisps of stray hairs, or groups of hairs that stick out from the others defiantly communicating Look at me! I’m freaking adorable!

On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.

Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
BTS’ Kim Taehyung chose a really cool longer style for the current comeback, which revealed foofs of hair on either side of his neck that only added to his already enormous charm.

Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.

Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
by Hallyuhoo June 24, 2018
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Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies
by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018
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