The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
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Friend 1: Howd it go last night?
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021
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