Gurd curd

the residue under the foreskin after playing minecraft for 72 hours straight

i went to have sex with my girlfriend but she seen my gurd curd

by hillier9999 November 10, 2025

dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023

Error Curd

To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.

Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.

by Blancblanquisimo February 7, 2022

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Fanny curd

can be used as an offensive insult, just think about it... fanny curd.

"you're such a fanny curd!"

"Christ you've got alot of fanny curds"

by Stalfie October 8, 2009

Bean Curd

Is used as a comedic insult or when someone/something is being a idiot or as something you call people for no and it can also mean the food Tofu.

Sorry guys my internet is being a Bean Curd
(Or) Hello bean curds

by RoccoTaco0 October 31, 2021

curd nerd

Someone who knows a bit too much about cheese

"Dude, Jack is such a curd nerd!"

by His psyeudonym August 20, 2020