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Bean Curd

Is used as a comedic insult or when someone/something is being a idiot or as something you call people for no and it can also mean the food Tofu.
Sorry guys my internet is being a Bean Curd
(Or) Hello bean curds
by RoccoTaco0 October 31, 2021
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Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome
On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.
by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023
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Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023
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Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
by bummy holey January 29, 2018
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Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock
Can I stick my curd up you Karen
by Hardpoo November 23, 2023
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Curd Nerd

Someone who knows and loves everything about Culver's, the fast food establishment founded in 1984 in Wisconsin. The word is in reference to one of the most iconic menu items, cheese curds, as well as the general identity associated with Culver's.
He must really be a curd nerd, he was going on about the different flavour of the days for at least an hour yesterday.
by ItsRandxm February 28, 2024
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