Dip N' Crump

When you go on a "booty call" and promptly leave to go camping

Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"

Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"

Pete: "OK you fianut"

by Fianut January 02, 2011

hrary crump ler

premature death ultimately scummy waste of flesh

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, sohrary crump lericon existence, antisocial cry baby

by T record June 02, 2013

Charlie Edward Crump

A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege

You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump

by A child of jesus christ June 28, 2020

Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 13, 2010

crump 'n' dump

The dance you perform when you think you have bought into the bottom of the market, only to see the Dow drop below 7,000.

I was doing the crump 'n' dump when I saw the market tank right after I bought in.

by thrillbilly March 07, 2009

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by heavy hoser June 02, 2013

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 09, 2023