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South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009
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Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on
He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.
by JayX30 February 28, 2010
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B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
by B-Chomp April 17, 2008
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Chomp

A person who acts pussy while talking shit, usually a women who's an open busser and be confused when asked about their bodies. these chomps are something to watch out for.
I was talking to mike and apparently your girlfriends a big chomp.
by whosaidwhattt January 18, 2024
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Chomp

A person who acts bad but is actually fraudulent, usually a women who's an open busser but stays confused when asked about their bodies. These chomps are something to watch out for and shouldn't be friended.
I was talking to mike and apparently your girlfriends a big chomp.
by whosaidwhattt January 18, 2024
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chomp time

when another male does fellatio to another man while poking his nose inside the persons anus.
there will be a designated chomp time later on okay?
by fettytotoo November 10, 2015
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poog chomp

the name of the new twitch pogchamp emotes
did you see the new poog chomp emote?
by maskangel January 24, 2021
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