Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.

Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!

by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014

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Charity Points

When you turn in an assignment and get more points than you deserve because the teacher was acting nice or felt sorry for you.

Person 1: I got a C when I totally deserved an F on this assignment.

Person 2: Must've been those charity points man.

by Telecaster June 6, 2017

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Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

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CharLIT

Nickname for the city of Charlotte, usually used by local party freaks and those involved in the CLT hip-hop scene.

At some point during the night Charlotte transforms into CharLIT

by j_o.e.l October 17, 2018

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A forced donation or charitable item one feels unfairly obligated to give to. Examples such as a coworker bringing their daughters cookies you are pressured to purchase or the pet project your boss would like everyone to contribute to. Failure to comply generally resulting in shame amongst peers.

There I was, minding my own business, working on my monthly projection report when along comes Bill with little Billy Jr and his $80 cookies... fucking charitortion!

by Big Olaf October 20, 2018

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