Brained

To outsmart someone/something in any situation.

This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.

Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.

by MisterPOP December 17, 2018

Brain

Something you don't have

Person1: do you have a brain?
Person2: no...neither do you

by -Said no one ever May 11, 2022

Brain

something FNAF Fanboys don't have

FNAF Fanboys don't have a Brain

by XboxReligion January 27, 2022

Brain

What you guys don't have

BRAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BLOWJOBS AND SHIT!!! IT'S A HUMAN ORGAN THAT HEPLS US THINK, REMEMBER, MEMORIZE, MOVE OUR MUSCLES ETC. NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SEXUAL DEFINITION OF EARTH??? YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN THIS AND NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO DEAL WITH SEX!!!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er June 21, 2022

Brain

1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition.

2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.

1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a zombie.

2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.

by OpposingForks March 3, 2011

Braining

The process of splitting a pre-killed mouse or rat's skull from the shoulders to just above the eyes to expose the brain. Braining is used to increase the smell of the mouse/rat in order to seduce difficult snakes to feed.

My Ball Python refused food for over a month so I tried braining the mouse and it ate immediately.

by Shiz Nickles October 29, 2008

brains

The control center of most living organisms. Usually located in the head area.

That picture of an old man in a bathtub smearing feces all over himself hurts my brains.

by onethinwallaway February 19, 2005